Part 2
It’s a study in personality
to see how the respective members of my family react to History Channel’s The Bible. Granny’s commentary about the
show was interspersed with news about the neighbors and thoughts concerning the
latest season of Downton Abbey. Baby,
Granny’s red dog, sat and glared at us with You’re
On My Couch writ large on his face. My mom and brother are the nitpickers,
though Mom’s complaints make a lot more sense than Sam’s usual, “Hannah. Hannah. Herod wasn’t that fat, was he?”
Mom’s question – “I can’t believe they didn’t show Nebuchadnezzar’s redemption”
– made a lot more sense.
For myself, I
think that The Bible has been improving in each episode—it feels like it has
hit its stride. By now, the pattern of small story, medium story, and primary
story has been set. First here was Noah-Abraham-Moses, then
Joshua-Samson-David, and for the third episode: Zedekiah-Daniel-Nativity. We
start in the kingdom of Judah—Zedekiah, the last of the old kings, has rebelled
against Babylon, and judgment is about to descend. Jeremiah (Raad Rawi) has succeeded his
predecessor, Isaiah, “the thundering prophet.”
Among biblical
critics, Jeremiah is known as “the weeping prophet,” but The Bible’s interpretation of the man is quite different. This
Jeremiah is wild-haired, wide-eyed, and slightly mad. His ranting almost makes
one sympathize with cool, arrogant Zedekiah. It’s not very difficult to believe
that he’d shy away from surrender to the savage Babylonians. But while we’re
talking about savages, the Israelites themselves aren’t exactly Mary Sue’s.
Finally, they’re cast into a rather unsympathetic light, resorting to
cannibalism during the long siege. Still, it doesn’t feel like the people have
done much to deserve the Babylonian oppression, which they certainly had, committing
any number of sins.
Next up is
Daniel, played by Jake Canuso. His story nicely melds with the earlier tale of Zedekiah, as he is
captured during the takeover. Unlike the unfortunate Zedekiah, however, he and
his three friends Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, are taken to Babylon and
sent through Berkeley—sorry, Babylon U., whereupon they join Nebuchadnezzar’s
cabinet. Daniel himself, a muscular guy with crimped hair, is a bit on the
wishy-washy side. This is the only plausible way to get him out of the fiery
furnace episode unscathed. He is playing his cards close to his chest, but his
friends, who are led by an Amish-bearded dude named Azariah (a.k.a. Abednego) outright
refuse to worship the king. They recite psalms as they are tied to the stakes,
which works much more smoothly than with David, and adds a nice element of Jewish
flair.
After this, they
take the time to portray Nebuchadnezzar’s madness, but skip the whole
redemption thing. That’s really too bad, because the whole purpose of the Jewish
people being the “Chosen” was to evangelize the world, and this was a key
example of this. After this, Brother Nebby becomes a powerful non-Israelite force for good. I’m not
urging paranoid political correctness, but the uniform simplistic badness of the Philistines
and Babylonians is wearing and inaccurate.
Then Babylon is
conquered by Emperor Cyrus (Gerald Kyd), who has been combined with King Darius for
simplicity’s sake. Daniel finally gets a backbone in time to refuse to (wait
for it) worship the king. While his slightly cowardly tendencies are unrealistic
in an intensely competitive ancient court, they do turn to the advantage of the
story when he’s thrown in with the lions. He’s truly terrified, and the
suspense is dragged out to maximum effect. When Cyrus opens the door in the
morning, a calmly dramatic Daniel stands, ostensibly meditating, among the
massive beasts.
Skip ahead to
just B.C. and the primary story begins. There’s some time spent setting the
scene, and the focus shifts to Mary and Joseph. To my thorough approval, they
look like teenagers—ordinary
teenagers. I could easily see Joseph with braces. His sweet crush on Mary feels
authentic, and she feels much more vulnerable and young than other Holy Mothers
I have seen. They steal a page from The
Nativity Story’s book by having Joseph rescue her from men about to stone
her. (To nitpick—there’s no way they’d have stoned her with an unborn baby in
her womb - it was against the Law.)
The nativity in
Bethlehem is suitably chaotic, and feels a little less Hallmark Christmas Card than most, despite a deplorable lack of
dirt and blood. The slaughter of the innocents is brutal and graphic—as is the
portrayal of crucified Jews by the roadside. There is a poignant, foreshadowing
scene where young Jesus stares, silently, at the dead men.
Time passes, and
Jesus grows into Portuguese hunk Diogo Morgado. (Alas, it’s unlikely there’ll
ever be a non-Hollywood Jesus). My criticism shot into high gear. To be fair,
most Jesuses have a really hard time fulfilling my expectations. I mean, come
on, you’re playing God, here.
I was worried,
for a while there, that Morgado’s constant expression would be one of squinting
in the sun, seeming always on the verge of tears (which would, at least, be
better than some of the ethereal Jesuses). But as he ventured into the
wilderness, and became a fully human, weak figure, his strength and discipline
shone through. His dialogue with Emperor Palpatine/Satan was intercut (very
effectively) with contrasting images: those of the opulent kingdom the devil
promised, and those of the suffering and brutality of the cross. (Oh, and I now find that everyone thinks Satan and Obama look similar. I don't get it.ber the whole Game of Thrones-George Bush fiasco, that was dumb too.)
Jesus then
travels to the Sea of Galilee and meets Peter. Their exchange is refreshingly
human, and packed with jam-packed with situational irony. When Jesus wades out
into the water, Peter tells him “You can’t just get in my boat!” Jesus, he who
will later walk on water, replies, with a smirk, “Yeah. You’re right. Help me
up?”
All the same, the
final call on that will be next week, when we get into the meat of Jesus’
ministry. Morgado has shown the fully human Jesus, but can he show that of a
man fully God?
“There are the
kind of thoughts which in combination create the impression that Christianity
is something weak and diseased. First, for instance, that Jesus was a gentle
creature, sheepish and unworldly, a mere ineffectual appeal to the world….[But
in the New Testament] I found an account, not in the least of a person with his
hair parted in the middle or his hands clasped in appeal, but of an extraordinary
being with lips of thunder and acts of lurid decision, flinging down tables,
casting out devils, passing from the wild secrecy of the wind from mountain
isolation to a sort of dreadful demagogy; a being who often acted like an angry
god—and always like a god.”
-G.K. Chesterton,
Orthodoxy4 of 5 stars.
Part 4
Till next week,Longish
Beautiful quote!!! I'm going to save that!!! I love the quotes you put up. ;D
ReplyDeleteYou ought to read the rest of it - that whole passage is great. I had a tough time trimming it down the best bits. It's in one of the later chapters in Orthodoxy - about 90% through on my free kindle version.
DeleteOR...on the eighth paragraph of this page: http://www.leaderu.com/cyber/books/orthodoxy/ch9.html :)